this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottom




goodbye kitty




I’M SO MAD
She looks up at him like he’s the world. And he just thinks she’s pretty.
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

nearly a year later, we’re dating
why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
she was afraid of kermitment
ok we had to watch this in chem class
that sexual tension
that spill was not an accident
So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?
I PHSYCOALLY CANT BRETHA HEALP
NEVER FORGET